Currently: somewhere on the M4, heading east
GO LONDON
One cat. One dream. One million dollars.
He has no map, no oyster card, and no patience for small talk. He is walking to London anyway. $LONDON is along for the ride.
The Journey
Scroll. He walks. That's the whole mechanic.
Five chapters, one bowler hat, zero sense of urgency. Keep scrolling to walk with him.
Mile 06 — Arrival
He made it. Obviously.
Nobody knows where he came from. Nobody knows why the bowler hat. What we know is this: he walked toward London with the calm certainty of a cat who has never once doubted himself, and somewhere around Westminster Bridge, he sat down for tea like he owned the place.
That confidence is the whole thesis. $LONDON isn't a roadmap with a launch date three years out — it's a cat who already arrived, holding a teacup, daring the market to catch up.
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Fuel the Journey
Every buy pushes him a little further
This isn't a chart. It's a cat's commute. Example milestones — wire these up to your real market cap before launch.
- $10KHe spots the ferry
- $100KCrosses the Channel
- $500KThames in sight
- $1MHome. Tea's on.
Currently: $420K market cap · somewhere near the Thames
The fine print
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Community
Come watch a cat walk to London
Live updates, questionable memes, and the occasional tea break. Follow along.